Cheers! Welcome to the official site of me,
Arthur Greenleaf Holmes, sixteenth century libertine and, until
recently, annonymous poet. Yes, the selfsame AGH who authored such
scandalous verse as "I Built My Love A Menstrual Hut" and "Ode To An
Extremely Provocative Knothole." I should like to begin by thanking
Nigel Bunshaft for discovering the cache of poems I'd hidden beneath my
cottage. It took four hundred years, but who's complaining? A toast
to you, Bunshaft! May you die with your pants around your ankles.
Now, then. Hmm? What's that? You wish to know more about me? Well,
you lucky, lucky bastards, I shall be only too happy to accommodate.
Enter these virtual walls, immerse yourselves in the filthy tongue-bath that
is my poetry, and help yourselves to whatever morphine I've got left. But
be warned: I am no feel-good, milquetoast of a poet. If my words
offend thee, then....
.....funny, I have no idea how to end this sentence!
Arthur is interviewed on the Privy Podcast!
Arthur's new DVD is here! 70 minutes of misanthropic delights!
Arthur is pleased to have been named Best Stage Act at the 2012 Minnesota Renaissance Festival. This year, find him on the Treetop Stage. Or just follow the sounds of lascivious laughter!
Arthur's next dates:
Minnesota Renaissance Festival, Shakopee, MN. Weekends August 24th-Sept. 29.
Texas Renaissance Festival, Plantersville, TX. Weekends Oct. 12th-Dec. 1st.