New Book! A-Pegging We Shall Go; Collected Poems, Vol. 3
Voila! Another round of euphonic upheavals from Sir Pottymouth himself. Contains such deplorable expulsions as Litany in Times of Plague, Loch Katrine, The Printer's Tale, Baby Baby, and Two Sisters (the final poem, from which the book takes its title.) Urban Dictionary not included. Comes with free shipping and a signature from Arthur.